Mike Humbert's Idiosyncratic Guide to San Francisco - MAIN MENU

Ah, San Francisco. Hard to believe it's been over twenty years since I lived there.

I still return as often as I can, which is never often enough.

This isn't really a "guide" in the usual sense— there are already plenty of of those.

Instead, I've combined photographs I've taken with old postcards I've collected,

and assembled this portrait of The City by the Bay.

Here is the way I see San Francisco. It may or may not be the way someone else sees it.

Oh, well. That's what makes it idiosyncratic!

Enjoy!

(Click on any of the topics below)

Ever have trouble telling the Golden Gate Bridge from the Bay Bridge? This handy comparison will end your confusion forever, at least about which bridge is which!

Once nicknamed "The Slot," Market Street remains the busiest, most eclectic street in San Francisco.

Don't bring your swim trunks. North Beach isn't a beach at all, but rather one of San Francisco's best-known neighborhoods: home of first-rate Italian restaurants and third-rate strip joints.

Epicenter of the San Francisco $hopping district.

Charming tourtist attraction or dangerous, overcrowded ghetto?

GOLDEN GATE PARK

A thousand acres of greenery in the middle of The City, which has gone through some major changes in recent years.

A lot of people consider the Tenderloin an area to avoid at all cost. They’re wrong.

THE FERRY BUILDING

After decades of exile behind the Embarcadero Freeway, San Francisco's Ferry Building has come back in a big way.

The only National Monuments that travel at a constant 9 ½ MPH.

Most people have seen “the world's largest firehose nozzle” atop Telegraph Hill. But the real show is inside.

EARLY 1940s POSTCARD SET

A set of classic black & white views of The City, and the folder they came in.

PEOPLE (AND OTHERS)

San Francisco is full of characters, and not all of them are human... or even alive!

In San Francisco, there’s water on three sides out of four.

Gone but not forgotten, Herb Caen's column was a part of every San Franciscan's morning. Here we’ll examine some of Herb’s lesser-known writing...

CAPTAIN SATELLITE

Afternoon TV hero to millions of Bay Area kids during the sixties.

OLD 35mm SLIDES, part 1

Vacation pictures from somebody's trip to San Francisco. (My wife Carla found these at an estate sale.)

OLD 35mm SLIDES, part 2

From the same estate sale: A very color-faded set of slides from some long-forgotten giftshop. If you’ve ever wanted to see The City tinted pinky-orange, this is your big chance!.

Twenty places and things it's too late to go visit.

"OUR LADY OF DARKNESS"

Perry Lake returns to San Francisco to search out the real-life locations described in Fritz Leiber's classic horror novel.

LINKS TO OTHER SITES

All San Francisco, all the time!

The Dashiell Hammett Website

The mikehumbert.com homepage

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Text and photographs (excluding those in public domain) © 2003-2012 by Mike Humbert.

D.L.I. SAN FRANCISCO

A look back at the weird, wonderful year that my friends and I were staioned in San Francisco, including semi-incriminating photos.